Early to rise and early to bed
makes a male healthy and wealthy
and dead.
-James Thurber


Here's a health to every one;
Peace on earth, and heaven won.


Here's to your health-a long life and an easy death to you.


Here's to your health! You make age curious, Time furious, and all of us envious.


That a doctor might never earn a dollar out of you And that your heart may never give out.


The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.
-Jonathan Swift


The health of the salmon to you: a long life, a full heart and a wet mouth!


To your good health, old friend,
may you live for a thousand years,
and I be there to count them.
-Robert Smith Surtees